Sunday, July 19, 2009

Raw Food Diet, Day 540- Beasts and Their Beards

Hello there fellow Beast-o-ramas!

Because of Big Pupi's surgery spots and his subsequent absence from therapy work, we have been able to run about stinking and beasting, avoiding all baths and attacks from the buzzy thing. It's been awesome!!! Check out how healthy, thick and manly my feasting beard is looking nowadays:Delicious! All the better to eat you with, my meatiness!

Big Pupi's schnozzle doesn't grow like mine, and so his face still looks all girly and clean:
Mom has never had to shave the last 1/2 of Pupi's schnoz because the furs don't grow on it. Lucky! Mine grows into thick, meat-clinging gobs of uneven fur, and if I don't get it shaved it all goes wackadoo and makes it hard for me to see. This means that I have to loose a lot of my whiskers to the buzzy thing, which my folks would rather avoid. Big Pupi always gets to keep all his whiskers! NOT FAIR! Without my whiskers I loose my 6th sense - my Sense of Beast!

We've been busy over here growing all shaggy and such, but my stinkbutt bro is hiding his curly furlies under his goofy "Big Pupi" t-shirt:
Mom keeps a non-stick bandage pad sewn into the shirt shoulder while Big Pupi's wound heals. It was doing so well with a beautiful, thick scab on top and mom was planning to walk him to pick up our weekend human guest (SO FUN!). But that never happened because at some point while mom was at work on Friday, Pupi tore that lovely protective scab right off his wound.

HA! So I got to go for the walk instead. Stupid brother! My folks can now see the progress his ouchie has made, and all the fresh, pink and healthy-looking granulation tissue is visible as it grows up and out and fills his wound. It's looking super good! But the dude is still on lock-down since it needs more time to close and heal. Big Pupi has just about gone bonkers from the lack of exercise.

As for me... I got to spend lots of time chillin' with my humans' good friend and future bridesmaid (what's that?). I was the Master of The Sneakiness and would skulk off to try and eat our lovely guest's leather purse and suitcase handle, but every attempt was foiled. I was being super naughty and totally Bad Boy, but our guest forgave me my evil doings. I mean... who can stay mad at this face?
I can almost smell my wonderful dog-park-running-fast-hunting-sprinkler-swimming-bird-feasting stink from here! DELISH!

Growing in stink and beard-i-ness,
Stanislaw

14 comments:

Life With Dogs said...

Maybe you can get in to some Gillette commercials, no? :)

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Woo two have sooooo much to ofFUR the girls!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lorenza said...

You have a manly beard!
Glad Big Pupi is healing well.
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

the many Bs said...

you boys look totally handsome to us. we love that beastly look and smell - it must be a dog thing! hee hee!

woofs.

Auntie LuLu said...

haha...you got curls !!!! better get those ears trimmed up some !!! (I get curls on my head when my hair grows)
old puppy Zach

Coco Bean - The Princess said...

You are SO lucky! My mommy makes us take a bath every Sunday! Me adn my sister like our stink, but mommy said that by the end of the week all of our bedding and our bodies smell like stinky feet!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess

Molly the Airedale said...

Keep the beard growing, Stan! You can enter Stanley's beard challenge this coming November!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

I am so jealous of that manly beard Stani!

And we should have a stink contest - I smell pretty stinky about now!!

Fenway said...

Stay clear of that bridesmaid...she's no doubt organizing a Day of Beauty and I don't want to see you mixed up with the hair curlers and toe nail polish.

Stan...your scraggly beard reminds me of ZZ Top. You are a Sharp Dressed Man for sure.

As for my stuffie, it has a wonderful squeaker inside that I play like a fine Strad. That's better than another stupid ribbon. And, yes, I get to keep my pills. I'm most interested in that manly career of making little Fenways and have beastly urges. But that's a ways down the road...if it ever happens. Meanwhile, I get some practice on the local geldings now and then...much to everyone's horror.

Asta said...

Stanislaw
I wish I could smell you thwough the pootew, I bet it's lovely..I'm suwe no one can wesist you.
I'm happy to heaw Big Pupi is healing well..I hope the Tshiwt helps pwotect the new skin so he can get back to his impawtant wowk. Bwidesmaid??????
Something wondewful is going to happen?
do tell.
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Joe Stains said...

dang we hope that scab comes back and stays. I so so want to be able to grow a beard, I am so jealous.

Niamh said...

Great manly, beastly beard Stanislaw! I am sure it collects lots of delicious, smelly things. Then you can go rub your chin on your mom's leg. She will love sharing that with you.

Your friend,
Niamh

Dexter said...

Good to hear from you. Sounds like lots of action over your way what with the snood wearing Pupi and ultra gooby beard face.

I don't have a beard, but am fond of carrying bits of foodables around in my jowls to enjoy at my leisure.

Slobbers,
Mango

Biggie-Z said...

You just tell that BP to keep messing with his scabs so you get all the Good Boy time alone with your humans, and he has to keep wearing the shirt! haha.

but seriously, um, have your humans been talking about this thing called a "honeymoon"? Because I'm pretty sure that doggies, no matter how much we are being Good Boys, are not included.

My humans went on a "vacation" which is like a "honeymoon" except they've been married for like 900 years, and they didn't take me and I'm still mad about it. Grrrr.