Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Fumes and Flowers

Hey feaster folks! I'm here today to tell you all about my mostest favoritest thing: feasting.

Last week, my people made another one of those fabulous trips to the meat packer and came home with backpacks filled with deliciousness for my bro and me (mostly for me). In between my excitable shrieks I heard them talking about a special dinner that was planned for us, and man-oh-man let me tell you... it was CRAZY TASTY.
We each got a fresh marrow bone and a few ounces of succulent beefiness attached to its side. NICE! I'll have mine rare, please. That green stuff on the side is some broccoli and carrot baby food with a digestive enzyme hidden below.

Because these feastings were what my mom calls "project meals," my stinkbutt bro and I were made to eat in our crates. When we get feastables that require a bit of work, we tend to toss the meats about and sometimes can get into a growling match with each other. I don't know why they have a problem with me tossing my marrow bones around the apartment. I personally don't mind it one bit.
I LOVE my project feasts so much, my tail never stops waggling and I purr. I must have gotten to an especially good part of this feast at the end of this video because I start cooing really loudly:
video
It didn't take very long for me to finish and give my mom begging eyes for my next course. Certainly this was the appetizer, no?Big Pupi wanted to take his newly nakedized bone out of his feasting cage and onto the sofa for some quality snugs. My folks put a stop to that right away. They're always party poopers.This is my handiwork:Nice job, right? Because my bro and I went on a long run earlier that day my people thought we could use the extra calories and fat of a whole marrow bone. (Normally we're only allowed to eat 1/2 in a day.) But this time around... they were right!! My body needed that extra feasting so badly that it held onto it for another 24 hours, and my hiney tooted with joy and celebrations. I made sure to let everyone know what I had for dinner by baking air biscuits in the elevator and forcing people to abandon the ride early and take the stairs. They were probably running to get their own feasting marrow!! They can thank me for the dinner idea - and the extra exercise - some other time.

A few days after my feasting adventure my humans took my brother and me on a hiking adventure. SO FUN! It was a perfect day to drag dad around by his waist leash for a 7-mile bird-hunt through the woods.
I trudged ahead like the wild beast hunter extraordinaire that I am.
My brother is more of a gentle soul and observer of flora and fauna. (I prefer to eat flora and sometimes the fecal leavings of fauna - whatever "fauna" may be.)
We got super crazy muddy jumping into rivers and kicking up dusty trail dirt all over our bellies and legs. AWESOME! I enjoy a little grit between my toes. Everyone knows that hiking is all about getting filthy, testing the home cooking of the local wildlife while your people aren't looking, leaping head first into algae-coated water, and bringing about 10 ticks home on your ears.

I guess that last bit wasn't very much appreciated by my people because Big Pupi and I wound up getting a scrub down, having full body checks and getting our ear furs shaved down to nothing so those nasty little buggers could be plucked from our tasty meat-feasted bodies. Mom says we have pancake heads now, and I'd agree in BP's case~
~but nothing can take away from all the handsome on this face.
In the life of a beast there's nothing quite like an awesome feast to fuel an afternoon hunting in the woods. Yes. Yes, indeed.

Your good-looking, sweet-smelling, tick-free friend in feasting,
Stanislaw

10 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

WHOA!

FEAST OVERLOAD!!

Nom NoM NOM!!!

Thanks fur sharing...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Do woo get to recykhle those empty bones into bonesikhles?

Niamh said...

Yummy stuff Stan! Looks delicious. I am sure that you enjoyed every meaty bit, I am sorry to hear that you had the dog grooming torture implements applied to your lovely ears. But ticks sure are nasty so I don't blame your people. Glad to see you had a great walk.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Scottie the 'Cutie' said...

WOW! That's some pawsome feasting there! Mom never really got me marrow bones before...maybe coz they're hard to find in Malaysia or something...they sure look yummy though! And that hiking just looks great!

Scottie

Maggie and Mitch said...

We loved listening to you purr with your marrow bone, Stan! Your tail was going a mile a minute!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Ludo van Doggy said...

Delicious! I had some crummy patty thing from the shop today. I ate it in two bites. I much prefer my bone days!
~lickies, Ludo

Eric said...

Dogalicious dinners and wonderful walkies...mmmmm..got room for a little one? Wiry love Eric x

Agatha and Archie said...

BOYS!! This could have been our post as we did the EXACT same thing!!!!! Only we didn't have things on our ears when we ate our bone scuz our ears go up not down. We do not understand either what the big fuss is with dragging your bone all over hte house...Love A+A

FleasGang said...

Puppy-cuts rule when the weather turns warm :-)

parlance said...

Thanks for the interesting post. I'm wondering how long the marrowbone was. I couldn't get the short video clip of it to play, because a still photo of walking kept popping up over it - weird things computers do!

I see the marrowbone wasn't sliced lengthwise, the way some people do. Is that for some special reason?

I don't feed marrowbones because I'm wary of them, only because I don't know much about them. So it was interesting to see this post.

Were the dogs' ears covered to keep them from getting all meaty?

parlance said...

Thanks for coming over to explain about the marrow bone. I thought what you said was so interesting that I copied it into a new post. I hope that was okay by you. (If not, of course I would take it down.)