Sunday, December 13, 2009

Raw Food Diet, Day 652- We're still stinky!

Oh, feasting! We've been missing for so long! But do not fear, I'm as handsome and as beastly as you remember (or maybe even more so):Tons and millions of things have happened since we posted last. I'd love to take you through every little bit and the most important things - like my daily feasts and whatnot - but mom says I have to preserve her typing fingers and stick to the big stuff. Let's get this ball rolling...

My stinkbutt brother had another one of his surgeries and another 10 sebaceous adenomas were removed. My folks had learned their lesson from last time, and Big Pupi was all bandaged up and had socks on his hinders to prevent him from scratching. Three days went by and he was doing super well and healing fast. Before they had to leave for work on Monday, my folks wrapped him up with lots of cotton gauze and a sweatshirt to make sure he would be safe when they got home. Well... for reasons that I will not say, I WEEBLED ON MY BROTHER while my folks were gone!! I weed all down his neck, and it soaked into his sweatshirt and bandages and sat on his wounds for hours! When my mom came home my bro was shaking from pain and she disinfected him in the bathtub and dried up his surgery sites. Everything was looking good that night, so she put clean bandages on and checked on him in the morning.

Well... all was recovering really well, except for one incision which had decided to ooze green stinky sticky stuff. Mom took him straight in to the Place of Tile and Steel and he was put on 2 weeks of antigermicide green feasting pills. He's totally healed up and fine now, but I still won't tell anyone why I lifted my leg on my bro! BP is such a tattle tale I'm surprised he hasn't ratted me out either. Mmm... rats.

In happier, feasting-related news, Mom came home with this yesterday:
SWEEEET!! My butthead bro has to be retested for his 2010 therapy certification and string cheese is the most delicious and effective training tool ever in the whole wide world. What does this mean for me, you ask? I get to feast on some too! I saw dad unwrap a cheesy log of deliciousness and immediately went into CuteBeastStarvingInNeedOfCheese begging position.
It makes my eyes go all googly and drooly beads collect at my feasting hole. My bum immediately assumes Good Boy positioning and I whine softly with the extreme need for a cheese-ing.
Big Pupi's bum also responds to the stringy cheesiness and he gets anti-gravity lip jowlies.
We're so totally pumped for our training schedule to kick up a notch. My tummy totally digs it.

In torture-related news, mom made my brother a new fur-covering device. Unlike his last one, this recent edition has room for a harness underneath and a harness-leash hole, which is much more conducive for embarrassing, sweater-wearing walkies. Notice how the high collar strategically holds in his massive amounts of neck jowly flesh:
It's like an instant neck lift! Mom wanted him to look totally preppy - like he'd be found sipping sparking water in a posh ski lodge. My brother's ever-increasing level of dork-dom never ceases to amaze me!
Sheesh! Totally glad that isn't me! I'm way too dude-like to pull that one off.

In my own most relevant and important news, my medicine is still working pretty well and now I can do my Good Boy Weebles and Poobles outside even when there are puddles and reflections all over the place. It's pretty cool, because I feast on little liver treats each time I empty the tanks and ignore my triggers. In fact, I think I've been such Good Boy lately that Santa came early and left a box full of presents just for me! I know this because I knocked the box off a shelf and dove head first into the fabulous stuffy explosion. Mom said I wasn't allowed to have it just yet, but I'm confident that it will all be heading my soon. I am just about the best boy out there, and since Santa doesn't keep track of my indoor poobles (2 - I got excited), I have a perfectly clean track record. Because of this Good Boyness, I made a long list of Christmas goodies. I'm totally pumped!

Time to go nibble on dad's slippers for a while, and perhaps jump on his belly while he's snoozeling. Santa also overlooks those Naughty Boyish things, I just know it.

Your holiday angel,
Stanislaw

12 comments:

Maggie and Mitch said...

How awesome to hear from you, Stan! It sounds like all is going well at your house except why the heck did you peepee on Big Pupi? Gosh, we sure hope Santa overlooks that little oopsie!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

Dude!
Paris has been asking about you night & day!
Thank dog all is fine and stinky.
I probably would have peed on him too. So I don't think Santa Paws will hold that against you.

-Mack

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan!
It is very nice to see you again!
Sure lots of things have happened with you two!
I am sure Santa will bring you all you want!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Niamh said...

Stanislaw,

I am so glad to see that you are up to your beastly tricks and that things are going well for you. I missed your posts so much. I am a huge fan of string cheese myself so I can understand why you are so well behaved in its presence. Glad to hear that Big Pupi came through his surgery even though he had to put up with your pee! Be nice to him. I am trying to be nice to my goofy brother.

Your friend,
Niamh

the 4 Bs said...

hey Stanislaw and Big Pupi! we're glad to hear that you are doing so well, except for that little weeble incident on BP's bandages. we know it must have been a terrible accident. your faces look so happy and we think that sweater that BP is wearing is absolutely beautiful. he looks so handsome! enjoy your cheese and have a great christmas! we heard that Santa paws has some terrific stuff for you kiddos cuz you've been sooooo good!

woofs.

The Animal Doctor said...

Stan, we've missed you big time!

So glad you're back.

~ Moy

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

It is SOOOOOO furry nice to see woo two handsome fellas!

Tank woo fur all the pupdates!

I'm glad to see things are still going well fur woo two too!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Behold The Power Of Cheese!!!

Joe Stains said...

ok I had to stop and laugh for a good five minutes over you peeing on your bro. EXCELLENT job buddy. Tanner needs one of those neck lift sweaters, he looks like he has a lion's mane of FAT. So good to hear from you guys.

Euri said...

I love that sweater your brother is wearing; that is your brother, right?

Glad your mommy found string cheese for you. I'm not allowed to have dairy but it looks yummy.

Coco - The Princess said...

YOUR BACK!

BP's sweater is really cute on him! but i dont know f santa will overlook you weebling on PB's bandages...keep your dew claws crossed!

Coco The Princess

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