Raw Food Diet, Day 219- My New 'Do

Hey Bloggerinis!  Like my new hairdo?

Mom actually took the clippers this time and shaved down my legs.  They used to be HUGE!  Check out this before picture.  I have to admit that while the grooming was in process I was a tad bit (just a TAD bit) uncooperative and I broke the big clipper blade when I still had 1 leg left to trim.  That part wound up getting the scissor treatment and is looking... um... special.  I'm feeling very small and nekkid now, but I'm still as beastly as ever.  (Please ignore how monstrous my head looks in all of these photos... Mom likes to shoot at crazy overhead angles and it's just not very flattering to a long-legged boy like me.  Ugh.  Mom is such a nerd!)

Dad thinks that my feet look very dainty now and he laughs when I stand all pigeon-toed and stare at him.  I don't get what's so funny, but pigeon toes sound tasty to me.

Pupi and I have very similar haircuts now, but I don't have that awesome mohawk going on.  This is us comparing our sweet styles:

Big Pupi isn't so 'big' when he's next to me!  He's just a tiny cocker spaniel, and it's upsetting for him when he's being compared to the Beastest with the Mostest (moi, of course).  He'll usually beat me up and take my toys and I believe that he's compensating for his lack of huge-ness.  He'd disagree if he knew I said this, and then he'd knock me over and steal my spikey dinosaur chew toy.  So don't tell him!

By the way, did I tell you that I've been practicing for the next auditions of American Idol?  I've got a pretty sweet voice, and when I sing my breath smells like meaty feasts.  I'm a shoo-in!  I've been practicing really hard lately, and this morning I let out one of my combo yawn/howl/woo-woo's to all the folks in the elevator.  They loved it!  They were practically applauding!

Aside for my plans to be the next big sports star and marathon athlete and American Idol champion of the world, I've been busy getting famous on my snood-maker's website, Linden Line Designs.  There's a captions contest each month, and the winning caption gets a dog or cat collar!  There are some seriously nice fabric patterns on there, so if you're up for the challenge it's worth a go.  It's my towel snood photo that's in need of a caption this month!

Image from www.LindenLineDesigns.com

If you're feeling creative, pop on over to the site and enter your photo caption.  New collars are tasty!  You can enter the contest here.  Good luck!

Alright my feasting fellows.  I'm post-ed out for today.

Play hard,

Stanislaw