Friday, March 6, 2009


Hey feaster friends. From what I gather, mom ate a bug named Flu. Flu is not friendly like all those other tasty bugs that I have eaten. And to make matters worse for us canines, dad is all stressed about some paper he needs to write for school. I keep offering to digest some of his class reading for him, but he never takes me up on my offer. Ugh.

So... I have no one to type out my innermost thoughts, or to put in words the tasty feasts on which I have dined. Sorry folks. I will return to writing my blog and reading your blogs again soon.

In the mean time, tell your people to avoid nasty insects and convince them that papers are for shredding, NOT writing.

Silly people.


Niamh said...

I always like a delicious bug myself, Stanislaw. More protein! Too bad your mom ate the flu bug. Hope she feels better soon so she can slave away on your blog. Good luck to your dad with his paper. We are using a lot of paper towels here to wipe up puppy pee.

Your friend,

Hero said...

I hope your mom feels better soon, Stan. My mom has been sick for the past two weeks and it's been no fun for me. Hopefully your mom won't be sick for so long.

Fenway said...

Stan Man....

Ms. Alpha checked out that Animal Planet video—she's already seen it. In fact, my Alphas laughed so hard at the ultimate lameness of these performances, Ms. Alpha had an asthma attack. I was tres concerned to see her gasping for air like a mackeral, but she assured me that getting asthma from laughing is well worth the effort to breathe.

And that's why I cringed and ran away cause I'm not going to perform like a seal in the basement level of a Holiday Inn. No dancin' for this doggie!

Poor Stannie. Poor Alphas. You might not be able to see this buggie that's roosting in your den, but Mama knows it's there. Go easy on her, okay?

Maybe if you offered to poo on Dad's paper he'd be happy! Imagine his pride when he presents it to his professor! It could be titled, "Stan's Reaction to Leash Laws".

Asta said...

You awe soo wight..I offew to shwed the tests Daddi has to would make his wowk so much fastew, but hoomans awe weiwd..I hope that icky bug gets squashed soon
smoochie kisses

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Sorry 'bout the bugs after your mom!

I really don't know why your dad won't pawmit woo to assist with the paperwork...

Hoomans SOOOO khomplikhate things!


Thor said...

I hope your mom feels better soon!
Too bad your dad did not accept your offer to digest some papers :(
That seems much more fun!


Mack said...

Stan the Man!
We are in kinda the same boat over here. Mom got a nasty case of food poisoning and I haven't been on a decent walkies in a very long time!

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Heehee Stan, you are so funny! We hope your Mom feels better soon...and your Dad gets a grip and lets you help him :D
Slobbers xx

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan!
I am so sorry your mom is not feeling well. Paws crossed for her!
Tell your Dad to relax and everything will come out!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

GSD Adventures said...

Bummer dude. Sorry the fam isn't feeling well. Sometimes when I don't feel well I eat grass. Has your human tried that yet????

Maggie and Mitch said...

We sure hope your mom feels better soon, Stan! Your dad really should take you up on your most generous offer!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Marty McFly said...

I don't recommend the shredding, even if it is fun! I shredded something called a thesis and Mom was NOT happy!!

Coco said...

My mommy ate that buggy too! I try my bestest to steel my mommy's homework and essays off the printer before she grabbs them...sometimes i'm sucessful, but i dont shred them, i run from her with them in my mouth and i go under the bed and try to get her to chase me for them...ITS FUN!!! I hope your mommy is feeling better soon; give your mommy puppy kisses from me.

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco - The Princess

Joe Stains said...

We are sending healing vibes to your Mom. I have never seen a Flu bug but I will keep my eyes out for them and keep them away from my family!

The Animal Doctor said...

hey stan, you look pretty worried. we are sending slobbery get-well-soon kisses to your mom through our 'puter screen. hope she receives it somehow.

your pal,
trudis and moymoy

Amber-Mae said...

Hope your Mom gets better soon. I have not eaten any bugs before but I got flu once. I have no idea how I did! Perhaps you can shred your dad's papers...

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

We hope your mum feels well soon, the flu is horrible and no fun at all. :-(

Holly & zac...XX

Stanley said...


Please give your mama some healing goober smooches, and tell your dad I've sent some calming goob smooches for him. Can't wait til your back in the saddle and filling us in on all your feasts!

We'll be on the lookout for that bug named Flu!

Goober love,

Eric said...

Stan.Sorry about that flu bug your Mom ate.Hope she is feline a bit better. Dad too.Better look after them Stan those leggededs can't manage anythiny right on their own.

Wiry wags, Eric

parlance said...

Stanislaw, you'll have to be patient with them. Humans are such weak creatures. Just love them a lot.

the 4 Bs said...

hey Stanislaw, we hope your mom will feel better soon. that flu bug is a nasty beast, but it is temporary.


Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Hi Stan, haven't seen you around lately...hope your Mom's feeling much better after that flu thingy! And the paper shredding thing sounds so cool! Wish I could do that too, but Mom always stops me from doing too...when are they going to learn, eh? Hope you have a good week!


Finni said...

Aawh! Hope your mum gets rid of that bug real soon Stannie. Look forward to reading about your beastly feasts again soon.
Finni & Nelly xx