Monday, November 3, 2008

Raw Food Diet, Day 279- My Guest

I had a super crazy awesome weekend!
My auntie visited me and it was non-stop snug time on her lap and awesome walkies through town. I got to show off my territory marking skillz and my super speedy running abilities at the bark park. She was amazed! While my family relaxed on some grass and watched the waves in my lake (Lake Michigan), I squirmed and wiggled about looking for tasty creatures in the grass. Auntie loved my beastly hunting know-how! Big Pupi had a great time making faces at the camera and generally being a goofball in every photo mom tried to take.Since our weeble park has been closed for renovations, Pupi and I have had to do our Good Boy on sidewalks and asphalt, which isn't nearly as satisfying as weebling on some nice fresh grass. We don't see grass too often in the city and we miss it desperately! When we finally got to rest our bellies on the cool lush greenness there was no stopping us. We went crazy! Pupi thrashed like he'd never seen grass before.After a totally great few hours trekking about town, Big Pupi and I arrived home as hungry as beasts. To quiet our growling tummies (and placate our begging cocker eyes), our people gave us some fresh bully sticks. Big Pupi invented a new way to eat his:I think that those tasty bullies give him Anti-Gravity Bum! No matter what my humans did, Pupi would not put his bottom to the floor while working on that tasty feast. What my brother and I didn't realize at the time was that these bully treats were meant to tide us over until our VERY late dinner feasting. My feast found its way into my mouth over 4 HOURS late! I thought I was going to expire from starvation at that point. My selfish people went to a comedy show at The Second City, and I want them to know that while they were laughing their pants off I was withering away to nothing. Cruelty!

I guess in the end I had to let that one slide since my weekend in general was an amazing time. I think I like my auntie quite a bit. She reminds me of my dad, except I wasn't able to eat her socks or shoes. She keeps those delicious items locked away in some sort of magical chest for humans that only opens on their command. I just couldn't figure the dang thing out. Good thing my folks aren't smart enough to keep their feastable clothing in one of those! Instead their chewable toys are hidden behind a sliding door that took all of 5 minutes for me to figure out. Silly people!
Those busy days, late nights and non-stop petting and admiration from auntie has left me exhausted. I'm so tired in fact, that I didn't get my morning exercise and I'm too partied-out to care! I super love my auntie and would like her to visit every single weekend. Okay? I'll even tolerate the sofa-bed monster, despite the fact it tried to eat me, if it means she'll come to stay. And that means a lot, since that sofa beast really did try to feast on your favorite Stanislaw! But that my friends is a story for another day. Right now it's nappies time. This boy needs to recover from three full days of partying!

Pooped. In more ways than one.
Stanislaw

13 comments:

Petra said...

Hahaha! Big Pupi's new way of eating bully sticks makes me laugh!
You guys are lucky to have an aunt who loves you so much.

Biggie-Z said...

Big Pupi,
it looks like you got a little wet out there?? you have some crazy curls going on.

PS - The sofa bed is always a good thing because it means there are always more people to play and pet you.

Coco said...

Wow! you and Pupi had an exciting weekend.

Watned to let you know that i have taken up your advice on those sock things that my parents wear on their feet...they really are quite fun to thrash around. And making my parents chase after me trying to get the sock back is fun too!

Now what is this about a sofa monster? Is it like the blanket monster that tries to eat my feet?

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco - The Princess

Joe Stains said...

Tanner sticks his bum in the air when he goes crazy on his corn toy too!

Hero said...

Both you and Big Pupi photograph really well when sitting on the grass and bathed in sunlight. Of course the both of you were already handsome beasts, but you looked exceptionally handsome in those shots.

Agatha and Archie said...

Well you need to come to our Arboretum and then you can roll in the grass alot!!!!! What a fun weekend you guys had!! We are jelly..Love A+A

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stanislaw!
Glad you had a pawesome weekend with your Auntie!
Pupi is so funny!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Charlie Daniels said...

Anti-Gravity Bum! BOL :-)

Cheers

Charlie

Maggie and Mitch said...

Big Pupi is such a character - first sticking his tongue out at the camera and then not putting him bum down to savor his bully stick! What a nutcase he is! hehehehe

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

What a great time you had with your Auntie!
I know she loves you as much as you love her!

Beckett said...

Your auntie sounds like fun! I am super excited to go see my uncle and my grandparents and doggie cousins at Christmas-time.

I use the same anti-gravity bum technique when I'm working on getting peanut butter out of my Kong.

Beckett

Niamh said...

I can tell you had a great time with your auntie from your happy faces in the photos. Extra petting and lap sitting is a good thing. Love Big Pupi's roaching on the grass.

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Your friend,
Niamh

duo_disaster said...

Woah! Both of you sure had an exciting weekend! Yeah, I wonder why those anti-gravity butt happens too. Rudolf is always like that (and shaking from left to right) How weird!

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