STEP ONEAct coy and uninterested around your victim. Smile a little. Wait for it to put its guard down.
STEP TWOEmploy a handy human to snag the stuffy. Humans are there for the sole purpose of playing with you.
Thrash the stuffy within an inch of its life.
STEP THREEGrowl intermittently. Let everyone knows who the Beast is in your house.
Leave no room for imposters.
STEP FOURAvoid Step Four.
Do not shove your victorious stuffy-filled face in places where it doesn't belong and doesn't fit.
I always forget Step Four.
Stanislaw
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Nice work on Flipper!
The last picture gave me an idea for a contest:
Big Lips, or The Expanding Muzzle.
Stuffies are great props for this.
PS: Does your Stuffie Mate (aka Human) know anything about giving glucosamine to young dogs? We heard something about giving it to them until they are 2, but want to get your Stuffie Mate's opinion.
I'm gonna try it for sure..
u know..stuffies will never be safe in my house for like 24 hours..
never...
*grin..
i love stuffie too stanley
Excellent technique, Stani. You are the poster child for stuffy assult and interrogation.
Shelly
hee hee! we think those are excellent instructions and we'll try real hard to remember #4.
woofs.
Thank you for your expertise on hunting stuffies! Do you incorporate the "dolphin" meat into your diet?
pee-ess: my mom gave your blog address to a client who was interested in feeding her puggle puppy a raw diet
Thanks for the step-by-step instructions, Stanislaw. (Are you taking classes to be a teacher?) I will try very hard to follow your advice.
The picture of you in Step 4 is WILD!
LMAO! My gosh you are so cute! I have taken notes and will try this when my mommy gets home. You are so adorable in Step #4. I have to make sure that i pay special attention to this one.
I've tried barkign at my stuffies, but my mommy & daddy say that my bark sounds like a baby ducks quack ::giggles::
Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,
Coco - the Princess
You are very intense about your stuffy hunting Stanislaw! I am sure that little dolphin didn't stand a chance with you on the job. I'll try to remember about step #4. It looks like your eyes are going to pop out of your head.
Your friend,
Niamh
You are very intense about your stuffy hunting Stanislaw! I am sure that little dolphin didn't stand a chance with you on the job. I'll try to remember about step #4. It looks like your eyes are going to pop out of your head.
Your friend,
Niamh
Woah! Thanks for that lesson Stan. I like the last picture a lot! Too funny!
Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
Those stuffies don't stand a chance around you!!
You are the stuffie hunting master, Stan! My mom and I especially loved the picture for step 4.
Hi, Stanislaw!
I am going to practice your technique!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
That's an intense, squished face! I like your technique and plan to try it this weekend.
love & wags,
River
We can see by your eyes that you're going in for the kill at Step 4! Look out, stuffie!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Don't forget Step 5!
After the stuffie explodes, run quickly and hide it before they can take it away from you and throw it away!
My current favorite stuffy is a vampire that says "I vant to dwink your blaahd" when you bite it. I like to play with it when Mommy's on the phone or watching tv.
Your pal,
Petey
Hi Stan!
What a great tutorial!! I don't really have to worry about step 4 because I have a really small and short head/face. :)
Your face looks very cute when you are being ferocious!
Love Clover xo
So, just WHERE is your face wedged in picture #4? My Momma has a good idea but wants to know.
You sure showed that stuffy who's boss.
Biggie
We're just wondering where you stuffed your head & the stuffie into? Lol...
We're gonna learn from you Stan!
Adorable!
That last picture is too funny! Better not forget next time....
Barklove,
Rusty
hello stanislaw its dennis the vizsla dog hay hoo needs that step fore ennyway??? dont let big bruther tell yoo ware yoo can and cant put yore fayse ha ha ok bye
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