Sunday, November 16, 2008

Raw Food Diet, Day 293- Mom is on my Pooble List

So. My grandhuman came to visit me this week and I BARELY got to shed on her. I hardly had a moment to rub my stink all over her sweater! What's going on here?! I squeezed in some snug time but it was less than satisfactory. To add insult to complete boredom, I spend most of the time doing this:Ack! Dull! What gives??

My mom and my grandma spent most of their time out of the apartment, away from me, and they were shopping. My mom HATES shopping so why didn't she take me along for entertainment? I'm a fun guy! My dad wasn't invited to join them either so I think there was some sort of stinky secret women's club going on and us manly beastly men just weren't invited. Chicks are crazy. I just don't get them.

I managed to overhear my humans talking about some sort of wedding gown trunk show that my mom and grandma were attending. I have no interest in "gowns" - whatever they may be - but I would have LOVED to see the trunks. ELEPHANTS! My idols! They are the biggest beasts of all and I could have LEARNED something from them. But no! I was left behind. No trunks and elephant shows for this little man. Life is SO not fair.

As if it couldn't get any worse, my people returned after all this so-called "shopping" and they had NOTHING for me. No treats. No toys. Zip-o. Nothing. Why... they weren't shopping at all! They didn't even SMELL like the Place of Treats and Toys. Liars! Mom made up some silly story about buying a "gown" that won't arrive until March of next year. I have no concept of time so this means nothing to me. And "gowns" just don't sound tasty so this is of no interest to me either. These ladies have to get their acts together.

Did I mention that I was BATHED before grandhuman arrived? And for WHAT?? Grrrrrrrowl.

I think mom has earned herself an afternoon in Time Out. Bad human. Bad.

Disgruntled.
Stanislaw

19 comments:

Toffee said...

Did I miss a "proposal" post somewhere along the line? If so - congrats!! Maybe your mom and grandmom were worried that the elephant would think that you were a peanut and try and pick you up with his/her trunk (because you ARE as cute as a peanut!).

love,
toffee

Joe Stains said...

hmm I dunno about this gown business, that word doesn't even seem to make any sense.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We can't believe that your mom and grandma would have the nerve to come home after a day of shopping empty handed! They should have been thinking of you the whole time they were gone from home!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

duo_disaster said...

Oh doooooooog!!!
Poor Stan!

Your M's indeed very discipline,
very opposite of ours (she comes home almost in lorry trucks each time she's being unleashed to the malls)

Did your M punished herself by giving both of you a little more feasts?

We can't wait to see your bootiful M in that gown too!

Love,
~ RG

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stanislaw!
Not fair!
I thought your grandma had come to visit you... and she went out shopping with your mom! Hmmmmm....
Time out for both of them!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

taddy said...

How unspeakably ridiculous.

I'm a little disgusted with your mom, to be perfectly frank.

>:(

The Animal Doctor said...

awww, poor stan! you look sooo disappointed. and i understand why!


trudis here :)

Biggie-Z said...

What is this "gown" business? Is there some news no one told me? Are you sure they said "wedding gown" and not "bedding down" or "shedding fowl" or something like that? Because those make a lot more sense that "wedding gown."

Coco said...

My mommy said that she is taking me with her to pick out her gown. She already has it picked out...shes just waiting to graduate college (Sept. 2009).

Are you and Pupi going to be in the wedding too? You will need to go with your daddy to be fitted for a tux!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses

Coco - The Princess

PS. there will be lots and lots of food at the wedding, so be patient!

the 4 Bs said...

hi Stanislaw, we're sorry that you got neglected by your human and grandhuman. that's so wrong. we wonder what's up with your mom buying a gown. hmmm... maybe you had better investigate this mystery and report back to us.

woofs.

Bae Bae said...

Aw.. you got a bath..... I hope you got a treat for taking that bath

~ Bae

Amber-Mae said...

I don't think you need a bath. Your fur looks sooo shiny (and probably grimy too). I bet you smell like a dog. Your gramps will love you more!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

FleasGang said...

Sounds like your mom is going to the Prom ;-) Maybe you can be her date? I hear they have good food at those things.

cold nose bump,
Shelly

Niamh said...

Stanislaw,

That is hugely disappointing that you didn't get much snuggle time with your grandma, especially after all your preparations. It does seem like your mom and grandma wasted a lot of time shopping when they could have been playing with you and giving you treats. How silly of them!

Your friend,
Niamh

Clover said...

Uh oh, Stani!
Sorry to hear you didn't get too much time with your grandma, and after all that hard work preparing for her arrival! :(
Maybe your mom will make it up to you.
Love Clover xo

Mack said...

After all the trouble you went to slobbering on that sock????OMD...

Girls are something, aren't they?

Petra said...

Keep sleeping, Stanislaw. Maybe you'll wake up to find this was just a nighmoare and your grandma is coming next weekend and she'll spend every minute with YOU!

Beckett said...

Sheesh, you'd think they could have bought that gown (whatever that is) online and had more time to play with you. Humans make no sense!

Beckett

Toffee said...

How are you??