Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Raw Food Diet, Day 316- A Holiday Ditty

Pigeons roasting by an open fire
Pee-mail left in all the snow
Stupid songs being sung by stuffed deer
And pups dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows~

A turkey neck and some chicken wings
Help to make the season bright
Goats in my 'hood, which I hope Santa brings
I'll find it hard to sleep tonight

I know that Santa's on his way
Bringing feasts and toys and goats upon his sleigh
And ev'ry cocker spaniel is prepared here
There's room in my freezer for some deer

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For beasts, pups and grannies too
And though I have eaten many meats many ways
Happy Feasting, to you

16 comments:

Fenway said...

Howlingly hilarious!!!!

Can you guys drop off some sheep for me?

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my gosh! That was incredibly good!!!! Deer? You mean a whole deer? I would love that! Roast mine please!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Coco Bean - The Princess said...

Oh Goodness! you two dont exactly look thrilled. But your song was great!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco - The Princess

Niamh said...

What an amazing feasting song guys! I'll be singing it before every meal from now until Christmas. But only if I don't have to wear those antlers!

Your friend,
Niamh

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stanislaw!
You two don't look sooooo happy wearing those antlers!
You deserve lots of meats and treats!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mack said...

Brilliant!

Here's hoping you get tons and tons of MEAT for Christmas!!

Auntie LuLu said...

love your song, but the hats must go. no self respecting black cocker wears hats. plus, if my mom sees these she'll make me wear something and i don't like hats--i really don't like hats.

your older twin
Zach

Bae Bae said...

Haa.. that's such a cute song. and dont you 2 look adorable in the photo

~ Bae

The Animal Doctor said...

hehehe, i thought you guys looked funny with your antlers, but your song is just..hilarious!

merry christmas!

love, trudis

Scottie the 'Cutie' said...

That's a very cool song! I wish I could have deer too...hope you'll get your wish! *wink*

Scottie

*pssst....Mom says your antlers look real cute on you!*

Joe Stains said...

You guys look goooood with those antlers. Your carol has got us in the holiday spirit for sure!!!!

Stella said...

Hey, Boys!

As a representative of GooberStan, I salute you both! That's an pawsome song, and a bootiful tribute to raw meaty bones! I hope you get lots of goats, cows, deer, rabbit, and other stuff in that freezer of yours!

I'm also glad to see you're getting to bust into your presents a little early, though Stani, I can't tell if you're making eyes at your camera person or pouting.

You boys keep warm!

Goobery love & kissies,
Stella Bean Latifah

Urban Smoothie Read said...

u both are the most lovely reindeer ever!

Petra said...

What a happy Christmas song!

Santa is on his way and it looks like you guys might be driving the sleigh!

May all your Christmas wishes come true...

Biggie-Z said...

What a pawsome song! I'm going to start singing it. Turkey necks for dinner here, if Momma ever gets around to making it.

Molly the Airedale said...

Great song, guys, but your sure don't look too happy sporting those antlers!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch