Friday, November 7, 2008

Raw Food Diet, Day 283- How to Hunt a Stuffy in 4 Easy Steps

STEP ONE
Act coy and uninterested around your victim. Smile a little. Wait for it to put its guard down.


STEP TWO
Employ a handy human to snag the stuffy. Humans are there for the sole purpose of playing with you.
Thrash the stuffy within an inch of its life.


STEP THREE
Growl intermittently. Let everyone knows who the Beast is in your house.
Leave no room for imposters.


STEP FOUR
Avoid Step Four.
Do not shove your victorious stuffy-filled face in places where it doesn't belong and doesn't fit.


I always forget Step Four.
Stanislaw

22 comments:

Fenway said...

Nice work on Flipper!

The last picture gave me an idea for a contest:
Big Lips, or The Expanding Muzzle.

Stuffies are great props for this.

PS: Does your Stuffie Mate (aka Human) know anything about giving glucosamine to young dogs? We heard something about giving it to them until they are 2, but want to get your Stuffie Mate's opinion.

Maggie said...

I'm gonna try it for sure..
u know..stuffies will never be safe in my house for like 24 hours..
never...
*grin..

i love stuffie too stanley

FleasGang said...

Excellent technique, Stani. You are the poster child for stuffy assult and interrogation.

Shelly

the 4 Bs said...

hee hee! we think those are excellent instructions and we'll try real hard to remember #4.

woofs.

Toffee said...

Thank you for your expertise on hunting stuffies! Do you incorporate the "dolphin" meat into your diet?

pee-ess: my mom gave your blog address to a client who was interested in feeding her puggle puppy a raw diet

Petra said...

Thanks for the step-by-step instructions, Stanislaw. (Are you taking classes to be a teacher?) I will try very hard to follow your advice.

The picture of you in Step 4 is WILD!

Coco said...

LMAO! My gosh you are so cute! I have taken notes and will try this when my mommy gets home. You are so adorable in Step #4. I have to make sure that i pay special attention to this one.

I've tried barkign at my stuffies, but my mommy & daddy say that my bark sounds like a baby ducks quack ::giggles::

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco - the Princess

Niamh said...

You are very intense about your stuffy hunting Stanislaw! I am sure that little dolphin didn't stand a chance with you on the job. I'll try to remember about step #4. It looks like your eyes are going to pop out of your head.

Your friend,
Niamh

Niamh said...

You are very intense about your stuffy hunting Stanislaw! I am sure that little dolphin didn't stand a chance with you on the job. I'll try to remember about step #4. It looks like your eyes are going to pop out of your head.

Your friend,
Niamh

Amber-Mae said...

Woah! Thanks for that lesson Stan. I like the last picture a lot! Too funny!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Mack said...

Those stuffies don't stand a chance around you!!

Hero said...

You are the stuffie hunting master, Stan! My mom and I especially loved the picture for step 4.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stanislaw!
I am going to practice your technique!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

River said...

That's an intense, squished face! I like your technique and plan to try it this weekend.

love & wags,
River

Maggie and Mitch said...

We can see by your eyes that you're going in for the kill at Step 4! Look out, stuffie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Petey said...

Don't forget Step 5!

After the stuffie explodes, run quickly and hide it before they can take it away from you and throw it away!

My current favorite stuffy is a vampire that says "I vant to dwink your blaahd" when you bite it. I like to play with it when Mommy's on the phone or watching tv.

Your pal,

Petey

Clover said...

Hi Stan!
What a great tutorial!! I don't really have to worry about step 4 because I have a really small and short head/face. :)
Your face looks very cute when you are being ferocious!
Love Clover xo

Biggie-Z said...

So, just WHERE is your face wedged in picture #4? My Momma has a good idea but wants to know.

You sure showed that stuffy who's boss.

Biggie

duo_disaster said...

We're just wondering where you stuffed your head & the stuffie into? Lol...

We're gonna learn from you Stan!

twobarkingdogs said...

Adorable!

chasingsquirrelswithrusty said...

That last picture is too funny! Better not forget next time....

Barklove,
Rusty

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello stanislaw its dennis the vizsla dog hay hoo needs that step fore ennyway??? dont let big bruther tell yoo ware yoo can and cant put yore fayse ha ha ok bye