Sunday, January 18, 2009

Raw Food Diet, Day 353- I Climbed Weeble Mountain

It was a toasty roasty 16 degrees out today so mom and dad took us to the bark park. We were completely wired and SO HAPPY to be there.Stanislaw: It was so cold that my tears kept freezing to my eyelashes. I didn't give a pooble though. I was in hardcore party mode, and when you party hard, sometimes eyelashes freeze and sometimes poo gets eaten. I happens, dudes.

Stanislaw: My bro and I inspected the new mountain range that grew in my park and had a deep discussion about plate tectonics.
Big Pupi: It's gonna take me DAYS to melt this sucker. Dang. I need to hydrate.
Stanislaw: We named this one Weeble Mountain. Mom thought it was totally gross, but it kept the rest of the snow clean. Only the bravest dogs climb Weeble Mountain. I heard that you get a bumper sticker if you make it to the top.
Stanislaw: That short-legged nerd actually thinks he can catch me.
Big Pupi: My dear brother Stanislaw, your bum looks like it could use a good biting.
Big Pupi: Get that bum back here!
Big Pupi: Woo mama! Check out the gams on that lady dog!
Stanislaw: Squirrels are tasty.
Big Pupi: Slow that bum down!
Big Pupi: That stink-bomb bro of mine looks like he could use another thrashing, courtesy of yours truly.
Stanislaw: Heeere rabbit feast! Come here sweet juicy tender rabbit feast!
Stanislaw: Did you know that the "S" on Superman's chest stands for "Stanislaw?" Someone get me to a phone booth!
Stanislaw: So much pee-mail. So little time. Good thing the tanks are never empty.
Stanislaw: What's up with this snow? Did I get shorter?
Big Pupi: I am on a mission. I have no idea what that mission is, but dangit! I will get it done!
Stanislaw: This is my best praying mantis/velocaraptor impression.
Stanislaw: I think my tongue froze to that ball.
Big Pupi: AreYouGonnaThrowThat? Now? Eh? Toss? Please? ThrowTheBall?

Look at this over here!
No! Over here!
Wait! Check this out!
Dude! Good smells!
Stanislaw: Dad... can we LIVE here?

The end.

18 comments:

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan!
That looks too cold for me but I have to admit you two look very happy there!
Nice yellow mountain!
Have a good and warm night!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Niamh said...

What fun! You had days and days of energy to run out and you certainly took advantage of the warm spell. I love your hunting poses. How did you manage to run so fast wearing the little red booties?

Your friend,
Niamh

Nigel, Sola and Co. said...

Would you believe that I scrolled through all of the pics looking for a mountain before I realized I had been had? That's what I get for not reading first :)

River said...

Snow zoomies!! I want to come visit. That looked like great fun. Did you get a bumper sticker?

love & wags,
River

Bae Bae said...

That sure is fun fun fun.
I wanna go visit too

~ Bae

Maggie and Mitch said...

We absolutely know that you guys had an awesome weekend! You have more snow than we do!
Did you get your bumper sticker yet?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

WOW!

You surely had a BLAST!

Please share you snow!

I had my furst raw bones on Sunday! Since I had never had 'em before, Mom got the small pieces she saw!

They were yummy!

SKWIRRELS! *SIGH!*

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: my verifikhation word: FUNGUS

Mason Dixie said...

You two looked very happy at the park, despite the bitter cold. =)

FleasGang said...

That weeble mountain is G-R-O-S-S!! We love your little red boots. How do they stay on? We had a heck of a time keeping a sock on Simon's foot. We used a rubber band but it never stayed on.

We might get snow tonight. First time in a couple of years. So maybe we'll have photos to show too!

Shelly & Tommy

Eric said...

I bet Dad said no didn't he Stanislaw? And he can see what a fantastic time you both had. Wonder how big weeble mountain would be after a week?

Wiry wags, Eric xx

Joe Stains said...

Looks like a great day at the park, I am glad you got to get out there and run around!! It does look terribly cold tho!

Canine Aficionado said...

Wow! Your bark park turned white! Like a blank canvas for all the weebling in the world. I wish my bark park would turn white...

You guys look like you are having a blast!

Arfin' at ya,

Louis

Eduardo said...

DUDE! You get to eat raw meat! Everyday! AWWWWWWWWW MAN! Your so lucky! Of course that can count as your job! Go here for more info about joining the Snuggle Puggle Work Force: http://eduardothesnugglepuggle.blogspot.com/2008/12/change-in-plans.html
I hope we can count you in!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Biggie-Z said...

Wow, you have some seriously big weeble mountains! I just went to our bark park yesterday and our weeble mountain was only like a foot tall. One solid hit with my basketball-sized bladder and, well, weeble mountain's only about 6" tall now...

Your mom takes some great pictures.
P.S. I'm back on turkey necks again. Yeah!

Stanley said...

Dudes!

I have totally missed out on some most excellent posts, so I went back to read them all.

First off, congratulations, Big Pupi, on becoming official as a hospital therapy dog. You enjoyed yourself, the hooman pups enjoyed themselves, and your lucky mohawk got lots of good rubs! Sounds like everyone wins!

You guys are crazy to eat those corn chips (also NOT allowed at our house either), but I can't blame you. I'd have done the same thing in your position. Bummer about the nastiness you had to deal with, but glad you're feeling well enough to go to the park!

LOVE your booties, and seeing you two alloverthesnow! You really are a couple of snow bunnies!

Can't wait to hear more about your adventures inside & outside the hospital!

Goober love,
Stanley

karensbrae said...

You look as if you are having lots of fun!! your red boots are so smart.

chasingsquirrelswithrusty said...

Whoa! You guys were having so much fun that I was dizzy by the time I got to the end. I have never seen so much pee-mail! I bet there was a lot of lovely gossip to catch up on.

You are good to keep your booties on!

Barklove,
Rusty

oorvi said...

Those shoes are beautiful:)

Oorvi