It was a toasty roasty 16 degrees out today so mom and dad took us to the bark park. We were completely wired and SO HAPPY to be there.Stanislaw: It was so cold that my tears kept freezing to my eyelashes. I didn't give a pooble though. I was in hardcore party mode, and when you party hard, sometimes eyelashes freeze and sometimes poo gets eaten. I happens, dudes.
Stanislaw: My bro and I inspected the new mountain range that grew in my park and had a deep discussion about plate tectonics.
Stanislaw: We named this one Weeble Mountain. Mom thought it was totally gross, but it kept the rest of the snow clean. Only the bravest dogs climb Weeble Mountain. I heard that you get a bumper sticker if you make it to the top.
Big Pupi: That stink-bomb bro of mine looks like he could use another thrashing, courtesy of yours truly.
Stanislaw: Did you know that the "S" on Superman's chest stands for "Stanislaw?" Someone get me to a phone booth!