Sunday, April 26, 2009

Raw Food Diet, Day 455- Of Songs and Snoozel Spots

Dudes! The blogging machine is back! It's cleaner than ever and mom says that almost all of its guts are brand new. I guess she really missed the thing because it was a very joyful reunion. Why are humans so strange?

Speaking of strange, you've got to hear what my dorky brother did. Mom was running with someone named Errands and she stopped at a shop that had dog beds on sale for only 5 pieces of cheese. With her handsome beastly sons in mind, she grabbed one and brought it home. It was so awesome! Except nerd bomb Big Pupi thought it was a giant stuffy and he spent the day nibbling and thrashing it - not sleeping in it! In fact, he never once climbed in to nap. He just nibbled...And folded and nibbled...
And he was not at all pleased to have me laughing at him and making fun of his loser-ness.
Dude, it's a BED! Not a stuffy! It took most of the day for Big Pupi to grow tired of the new toy, and when he finally left it I flew through the air and curled myself up tight inside the cozy cushioned comfy-ness.
My bum LOVES soft snoozel spots! After my stinkbutt bro saw what it was really used for, he kicked me out and took over the nappies zone. Not fair! For the next few days we brawled over the bed until mom finally got a clue and brought home another. What was she thinking only getting one? Beasts don't share!

Eventually our new Beds of Awesome Bum Snugglies migrated onto the sofa and Pupi and I would log in all of our snoozel hours in them. Curling up inside one would make my eyelids heavy and it was never long before my face would make snoring sounds.
Like most beasts of great intelligence, after a few days with the new delight I began to grow bored of just snoozeling in it, and wondered what else it might be good for. I certainly didn't want to weeble in it, and mom wouldn't let me bring a raw chicken wing in it to feast (I tried!), so what's a brilliant boy to do?

I know! I'll sing! I tested my vocal cords on a little ditty, and let out a few bars of a Puccini aria.
Big Pupi must not appreciate my fine vocal stylings, because he immediately began to bury his head and cover his ears. This guy wouldn't know talent if it sniffed his bum!
Figuring that the stinkbutt could use a little culture, I let the melody come blazing from the depths of my beastliness.
I guess Pupi finally came to his senses and surrendered to the music.
Finally feeling relaxed and tired, I rested my finely-tuned screaming... er... singing pipes and dreamt of my refined beastly self taking the lead in "O mio feastado squirrelo." I would be crazy awesome! The audience would stand, clap, cheer and throw cheese and small animals!
And now speaking of small animals, my nerdy sweater was finished 2 weeks ago. I look like a preppy nerd-bomb! And here I thought it would be a sweater covered in squirrel meat. NO! Not so. It wasn't nearly as cool or delicious. Mom made me pose for so many pictures I almost couldn't take it. My chin was just so tired.
Thank goodness it's too warm outside to wear that thing. I don't know what I would do if my bark park friends saw me in it. I'd have some major explaining to do.

Well, there's a lot more to say and show, but I guess mom's behind on some work and needs to take over the blogging machine for a while. We'll continue with the updates soon! Hope all of our feasting friends are well.

Squirrel sweaters are NOT tasty.
Word to the wise, yo.
Stanislaw

17 comments:

Beckett said...

I've never really mastered the distinction between beds and stuffies, either. That's why I have a Kuranda chew-proof bed now.

Stan, if I'd known that my mom teaching your Mom to beat the Gauge Monster would result in you having to wear a sweater, I never would have let her do it. Especially since right now she won't shut up about how handsome you look in your squirrel sweater, and how I was cold when we went to NJ last winter. HELP!

Beckett

PS - GO RED SOX

PPS - It was "Hounds at the Hank" last night and my Mom left me at home and went to the baseball game herself. Can you believe THAT?

Mack said...

I can't have an awesome snoozelly bed like that just because ONE time I tore mine to little bitty bits.

I think your squirrel sweater is super cool. Paris says you look like a "super stud" whatever that means.

Coco - The Princess said...

Hi Stanislaw and Big Pupi!

Me and my new little sisters have missed you!

Tail Wiggle s& Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stan!
Big Pupi was so funny thinking his new bed was a stuffy!
Glad now he knows what the bed is for!
Sorry he did not appreciate your singing talent!
Your sweater is pawesome!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Welkhome Bakhk Boys!

Tank woo fur sharing your snoozel spots!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Niamh said...

Stanislaw,

I'm glad that your computer is better and that your mom is so happy. I hope you will make a recording of your vocalizations. I am sure it will be at the top of the charts. Those beds look super cuddly and comfy. Enjoy.

Sorry that you sweater did not turn out the way you expected.. Your mom worked very hard but I am sure that you were hoping for something a bit more beastly.

Your friend,
Niamh

Coco - The Princess said...

Glad your back! Its always a good thing when the blogging machine is in working order!

Your sweater is really cute Stan! Me and my sisters are wondering if your mommy takes orders?

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess, Lady Godiva & Truffle

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, your beds on top of the sofa cushions?? Is this livin' or what?!
We just happen to think that you look very handsome in your new sweater, Stan! Those colors are perfect for you!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

I love all of the photos! I can't believe your dorkus brother tried to PLAY with his bed, is he related to Tanner? I think the sweater is pretty darn cool, for in the house. Thanks for stopping by and commenting on our food situation. Mom has given us pumpkin in the past and always keeps a can on hand for emergencies. I am really hoping this new food works because it is flipping delicious.

You should probably make a CD of your singing, I'd buy it.

Ludo van Doggy said...

I has to admit, I likes to play and thrash about my bed too.
http://ludwigvanpup.blogspot.com/2009/04/paawwtttteeee.html

Louis Reginald said...

Hi Stan!

Glad the blogging machine is back. On the other hand, bet there was more time for the fast runs when there was no fruit machine!

I have to say, that sweater looks absolutely meatless. Your female human made promises of squirrels and THAT'S what you got? Appalling.

That bed looks pretty snoozle-riffic.

Hope you are getting in some excellent feasting.

Your pal in raw, meaty crime,
Louis R.

Hero said...

Don't be too embarrassed about your sweater, Stan. Your mom did a great job making it and you do look very handsome in it. I'm glad to hear that you eventually got your own bed to snuggle and sing in.

Marty McFly said...

Those do look like comfy beds! We don't get to have beds other than the ones in Mom and Dad's bedroom that we sleep on at night cuz my stinkin' sister will pee on any others! Mom went through four of them in the living room before she finally said no more, so now we just share the couch.

By the way, my mom is way jealous of your mom's mad knitting skills (my mom can knit squares and thats it)!

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

My, those beds sure look comfy! I bet Kenji would love to get his bum on one of those! LOL! I love that photo of Pupi surrendering to the 'music'...*wink* You look really nice with that squirrel sweater too, Stan! Your Mom did a great job with the knitting...*grins*

Scottie

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Stan! We knew you were back...we heard you singing from way over here....Mum thought it was bagpipes but we knew it was you!
Glad you're back, we missed ya.....oh, and the giant rabbit in PAH.....well let's just say he's more arf than barf....he's humongous, bigger than Rosie (she'd still try and take a bite though, hehe!)
Hey....we could persuade our sissy to get him for us and you and the dork could come over for a massive feast..(shh though, don't tell our Mum)..and for pudding? Giant bunny poobles, yummeeee :o)
So um, did you pooble in your new bum snuggling bed yet?
Slobbers xx

Petra said...

I stick to destuffing pillows and use my bed to sleep in ~~ and wouldn't think to puddle in it!

Your singing was delightful, Stanislaw, and your sweater is pretty cool. If you have to wear clothes, that's a good one to put on.

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Welcome back! We missed you! Hope you got a lot of good eatables while you were bloggie awol. those beds are cool, wish DawgMom could find us a deal like that.

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella