Friday, May 8, 2009

Raw Food Diet, Day 467- She took it. She took it all.

Whazzup feaster dudes!! Stanislaw here being all beastly and coming at ya all stinky-like. The sun has finally decided to stick around my territory and get it all warm and bright, which makes for lots of morning fast-hunting and belly soaking with cool fountain water. It also makes for some quality time running about nude with city breezes on the manly parts. You see, Big Pupi and I were getting way too toasty on runs so mom had to install some air conditioning on our bodies:

Dudes - I told you I was a skinny boy. I feast like a beast and this is all I have to show for it!

Sure, I look like a noodle with thigh muscles and a massive head but it FEELS SO GOOD!! It makes my tail do crazy things and wag like this:Dad keeps calling me his miniature horse because he thinks I'm all prancy and stuff without all that fur. No way! I EAT like a horse but I PRANCE like a wild beast! I keep telling dad that Big Pupi looks way more like a mini horse because of his scrawny little legs and general itty bitty-ness. And did you see how grey that eyebrow is getting? What a nerd!
Did you notice what else is missing?
He had to wait until therapy was done this week before mom could feed the mohawk to the buzzy thing. Don't worry folks - the 'do will come back some day, but for now Big Pupi is enjoying a little air on his fuzzy forehead. (Plus the 'hawk made his head look even massiver compared to his skinny shaved body. It was just silly!)

We went on a super awesome long fast-hunt today and I got to exercise my beastly muscles and general naughty boyness by not watching where I was going and almost running into planters, potholes and people all along the way. Mom was so annoyed! I just kept telling the ol' bird to chill - I was crazy busy keeping a look out for real birds and squirrels and goats and stuff. I bumped into Mr. Ratbutt on the way home, but that's a story for another time. It's a good ratty tale!

My new aerodynamic look gives me speediness and enables me to be first in line for any cheesy snacks that dad might drop in the kitchen~
It's awesome, especially since he ALWAYS "accidentally" lets a few go to the floor just for my brother and me. Crunchalicious.

Big runs make us crazy hungry and mom supplemented our chickeny breakfast and dinner today with some canned sardines. Mmm mmm! We always get a protein snack after a run and the fishies are our FAVORITE. Delish! They're even better when mixed with some yogurt and apple sauce. Don't you think that sounds gourmet?!!

It's dinner time in the Land of Stanislaw so I've got to be going. This skinny beast has to feast hard to keep up his manliness!

Stanislaw

18 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

WOW!

Woo look like difFURent pups!

Enjoy your lighter weekend!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Beckett said...

You are one super shiny feast beast, Stanislaw!

Suzuki said...

OMDog! No mohawk? Whats a pup to do?
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Momo and Pinot said...

Oh no... famous and cute mohawk is gone!!!!!

Yes, we are so jealous to see all the yummy meaty photos!!! :)

Momo & Pinot

Fenway said...

Next to you, dude, BP looks like a show pony. I'll just refer to you as Secretariat.

PS: You are so buff I bet you could shred an agility course!

Your pal (I had to drop the Squire since returning home),
Fenway

Ludo van Doggy said...

Duuudddess! Your new fur cuts look great! I bet that close shave feels great.
Lickies, Ludo

the 4 Bs said...

sardines with apple sauce and yogurt - you are an inspiration to us, Stanislaw. our mom is making a shopping list right now. we want to be beastly like you. does that mean we have to get sleek haircuts too? probably. oh well... if it's what we must endure. our mom did tell us that we have some lamb necks thawing. wow. those things are big. we can't wait to sink our chompers into them.

mom found a book about BARF and she is reading about it. she is also talking to the humans that she knows that feed BARF to their beasts. she's kind of nervous about it, but we think she can get into it a little bit at a time. she says that she is going to try to give us some meaty bone stuff every day, in addition to our kibbles and thawed frozen raw patties. she'll get the hang of it one of these days. thanks for the inspiration. we love for you to give her these great ideas.

woofs.

Mack said...

Wow what shiny and manly coats you have!

GSD Adventures said...

Feast on!

Wags,
Pruett and Daphne

Tee said...

how nice to be able to thin-nify your fur coats ... we would like to take ours for for a while ... until our dry humid spell runs its course. Phew! And we're short fur-red! Any shorter and we be bald ... or be mistaken as spotted pigs running about Dog WOods!

Licks and Wags

The DOg Woods Pack

Joe Stains said...

omdog you guys look so THIN I think you should get another chicken or something ASAP!!!

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Wow!! You are both soo cute with your new hair sytles. I just love it!!

O was getting hungry reading about that chicken. Mommy only lets me have the breast but it's always cooked but that yummy too.

Happy Mommy's Day to your Mommy.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Hero said...

Wow! You two kind of look like me when I'm getting a bath. It looks like I've suddenly dropped a third of my weight once all my fluffy hair is soaked. It's a little strange seeing Big Pupi without the mohawk. At least you know it will grow back quickly whenever you decide to go back to the punk rocker look.

My paws are finally healed up though my mom still makes me walk around with a sock outside. How degrading. The cut was really deep on one of my paws so the vet wants me to have some extra padding when I go out to make sure it doesn't reopen. It's awful how slowly these paw injuries heal.

Maggie and Mitch said...

You both look so handsome with your sleek cool haircuts! We bet you feel so much better with less fur in the heat! We sure do!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

DCampy34 said...

We are self airconditioning - but if does feel good -

Woodrow

Life With Dogs said...

You look totally fab - does this mean we have to stop eating gravy soaked butter sticks? Hope not!

Eric said...

Boys! Wow you are both looking lean and handsome.And so shiny Stan, leggeded been polishing you?! Can't wait to hear bout Mr Rattbutt and did you see about me with Mr Bunny??

I read your meaty feast post Stan. Very interesting, sigh,but I know I'm never going to get it. Wagging that you are helping the 4B's.

Wiry wags, Eric xxx

Amber-Mae said...

Wow! You both are actually slim! I bet you guys feel so much cooler & lighter too. I'd love to be shaved bald actually. I'm always feeling hot.

Smoochies,
Solid Gold Dancer + Puppies