Thursday, February 12, 2009

Raw Food Diet, Day 378- My Heart Is Full

Yesterday I was all relaxed and chillin' in my apartment, mentally preparing for a rainy day and all the Naughty Boy-ness I could get myself into, when my human came into the room with a box just for me. I got a whiff of the perfect little cube and my heart began to flutter.

Tape was sliced and bubble wrap removed, and to my absolute joy this made its way from that sweet-smelling package:Now, if I'm ever to share a turkey neck it'll be for this lady. That is the face of the finest beast around and I hear angles sing when I look at this photo. I never knew I could have it so badly for a blond.

Mom made a video of me checking out my wonderful Valentine's Day present from the lovely Paris Rain. Mom's talking all goofy which normally gets me a little excitable, but I'm telling you that this photo just about put me over the edge.

In the video you'll notice the many stages of love: I act shy and coy at first, but that's just flirting. Then I get territorial and I won't allow my stinky brother to get near my gal. After, it's all beastly grunting as I tell her of my love. Finally, I try to make out with the photo and give it some serious tongue action. How embarrassing mom caught that part on camera.

I am one seriously happy dude.

Paris is the meat in my bowl, the marrow in my bison bone and cheesiness in my string cheese. Boy do I think she is swell.

Happy (early) Valentine's Day everyone. May you all be as lucky in love.

A little update and note by Stanislaw:

Guess what feasterinis! My mom took me and only me for a nice walk this morning to the bark park. I was a sort-of Good Boy on the way there. Then at the park I played and looked for bunnies, yelled at this husky for trying to mount me continually, and chased some dogs and stuff. Then, on the walk home I heeled the ENTIRE WAY on a loose leash and NEVER ONCE went into any obsessive behaviors, and on top of it all I didn't make a peep! No constant whining, no screaming or barking or anything!!! Instead, I Sat Like Good Boy at all the red lights, did some Watch Me and accepted treats from my mom. Normally I'm too crazed to eat or focus on any task. But today, I kept making eye contact on my own WHILE HEELING and every time I did it I got tons of delicious feastables! Also, every so often mom would let me get a little ahead of her and then tell me to Stanley Come! and I would flip around and skip right back to her. This Good Boy-ness continued for the entire mile walk home. Did I mention that I was heeling on the right AND left sides?

I am one heck of a Good Boy! In fact, this was by far the very best walk I've ever had - a major breakthrough for me. I may finally be getting the upper paw on this anxiety thing after all. My folks are crazy proud of me today.

I think I like this Good Boy stuff.


Niamh said...

Stanislaw is in love!!! Very smart of you to run your brother off. Of course you want to keep such a pretty pup all to your self.

Your friend,

FleasGang said...

Love. It brings a spring to your step, birds flutter by in pairs, and it makes you do un-manly things. You've got it BAD.

Happy V-day Stan & Big Pupi!!
Shelly & Tommy

Paris said...

I woof you my Stani Mani!
I'm so glad you liked it!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I'm sure her bro Makhkie Poo will ship her to woo!

AND he'll probably think your mom dipped the pikh in meaty juice to make woo sooooo furry happy!

BUT I know it is true wuv!


Daphne said...

OMG! I have a crush on a boy. His name is Hero. I hope he sends me something for Valentine's Day. You are surely a lucky boy. I pine for Hero on my blog:

Asta said...

I think youw Love has tuwned you into the best boy..I'm pwoud of you too, and I'm not suwpwised that youw heawt is going pittewy pat fow that bootiful blond
smoochie kisses

Fenway said...

Forget Paris, Stan. What about your Mom? She sent me over the moon with that sweet, cute voice. She just loves her doggies!

I know you've got secret Love Jones for her...that GoodBoyHeel&Walk was proof. Man...does she LOVE you back, so keep up the good work.

PS: Those are some manly woofs you made. Nice noises. And yes, we border collies have Red Bull in our veins.

Coco said...

Your girlfreind is beautiful Stan! But My mommy and i think that your mom has a beautiful voice! I got up and licked the computer screen and whined!

Congratulations on the good boy walk!

Tail Wiggles, Puppy Kisses (extra puppy kisses to your mommy for having such a beautiful voice)

Coco - The Princess

Mason Dixie said...

Awe, that is true love at its finest. =)

Maggie and Mitch said...

Stan loves Paris, Stan loves Paris! We are just lovin' it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

the 4 Bs said...

hi Stanislaw, we are proud of you for being a Good Boy on your walk today. that's terrific.

we like your framed photo of your sweetie. she looks very nice and we can tell it's true love for you two.


Lorenza said...

Good job Stan! They must be very proud of you!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Kisses and hugs

Trudis said...

happy valentines, stani! love can certainly do wonders for you! good job on your walk today. hope you won't scare your mom ever again.

:) its me, trudis

Trudis said...


i just love your blog for all useful information we get here, plus you inspire us to eat right.

unfortunately we can't eat raw. instead our secretary feeds us home cooked meals that is 1/3 boiled rice, 1/3 meat, 1/3 organs. we get supplements on the side. but she is worried that we are not getting a balanced meal.

i hope your mom or the scholarly big puppi can refer us to website that can guide our secretary in calculating the right proportion/amount of carbohydrates, meat, organs etc go feed us.

thank you stan!

Bae Bae said...

That is soooooooooooooo sweet.
Happy Valentine's day to you

~ Bae

Trudis said...

Hi Stan,
We appreciate your quick reply. We are feasting on the information right now, thank you so much for giving us the link to the b-naturals website.

take care!

Stanley said...


We are crazy proud of you too, man! Not only are you taking this obssession stuff head on, but you are in a mature puppy love relationship with Ms. Paris. Your little wiggle dance made it very clear how you feel about her. You are one lucky boy. Strike that. You're one GOOD BOY!

Goober love,

Petra said...

You're very lucky to have the affection of Miss Paris, Stanislaw, cause she's a beauty!

And hooray and yea and woooo for your outstanding walk!

Happy valentine's day to you, too!

Petey said...

Ahh, Stan, you didn't walk home as much as float on air! You've got it bad, pal and that's a good thing...

(Sings) And they call it puppy looooovvvveeeee!

(I always howl a bit on the last notes...)

Your pal,


Joe Stains said...

omdog you went BANANAS dude!! I can see why tho, I have a thing for blonds too.

Amber-Mae said...

That's some good tongue action there boy! Happy Valentine's Day!

Stuffed from eating a BIG feast,
Solid Gold Dancer

Eric said...

Stan.You got the lovies real bad dude. Like me. Aint love grand? No wonder you walked so good on the way home....I'm guessing you were deperate to gaze at Paris...

Wiry wags, Eric xx

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

You do look one very happy dude and well done on the walking, that is great. :-)

Holly & Zac...XX

duo_disaster said...

Goofy: Erm, did someone/dog mentioned my name? Hmm...

Stan! You're so madly in LOVE!

Hey! M said we're like twins! The way we behave & whine (the last bit of the clip). Are we the lost brothers? Okay... I know the coat are world apart, but nothing's impossible right?

Happy Belated Pawlentines'

And we're back blogging!
(Or at least M is used to having Lafite around, lol!

parlance said...

Stanislaw, it sounds as if you are making great progress with walking nicely.
And thanks for calling over to my blog to answer my question about turkey wings. I think we'll also stick to chicken wings.

Scottie the 'cutie' said... sure are one loved up boy! *wink* Happy Belated Valentine's, Stan & Big Pupi! You sure are doing great with your heeling, Stan! My Mom is getting a bit frustrated with my Recall...apparently I don't come running like I used to. Any ideas from your classes?


parlance said...

Hey, Stanislaw, you commented on my blog that you use cheese strings. What's that? Is it fresh cheese or dried cheese?