Monday, June 9, 2008

Raw Food Diet, Day 133- Deep Thoughts by Stanislaw #4

So, I was watching some Animal Planet yesterday after playing at the dog park, when my TV was interrupted by an alert from the National Weather Service.
First of all, I was just about to see a tiger eat an antelope when this annoying lady voice took over my TV and said "seek shelter" and "get out of your mobile home" and stuff.  This lady thought she was more important than hippos fighting alligators.  

Second of all, I know when the tornados are coming and this one wasn't even going to get close to us.  I mean, if a tornado was really looming, I'd tell my humans to take shelter in my crate.  Then I would go outside after it was over and see if any goats or cows blew into my neighborhood.  The point is that I am a dog and I know what the weather is going to do even before your silly human weather-sniffing gadgets know... so let me watch my Animal Planet in peace!  The thought of missing some good squirrel footage made Big Pupi quite distraught.
In the end, I wonder why humans need this Emergency Broadcast System.  And I wonder why they rely so much on silly radar devices when they are so fortunate to have us canines in their homes.  Everyone knows that us critters come with masterful weather-hunting abilities already in our brains!  Just keep an eye on us and we'll tell you what to do.  I wonder what happened to people that they lost this 6th sense.  Someone should bring it up with their breeder.

Keep a nose to the sky,
Stanislaw

6 comments:

Mack said...

My Stani Man!!!

We really need you down here in Texas where Hurricanes can be a real threat in the summer time!

Is there anyway your pawrents could let you come stay with us for these scary months so you can be our Hurricane Forecaster???

PeeS: Glad you liked my grunting video! That's just a very small sampling of my gruntyness!

Love and Cocker kisses,
Paris

Charlie Daniels said...

I reckon you should write to the producers of DBW Television and insist they produce a channel guaranteed not to be interrupted by such trivial matters !

Cheers

Charlie

Amber-Mae said...

Oh gee, the tornadoes sounds sooo scawie! Thank DOG Malaysia has not had any before. But its' sooo hot here, I wonder why there aren't any? But anyway, I hope you guys will be ok. Stay safe ok?

Butt shakes,
Solid Gold Dancer

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Someone should reject them back to their breeders. I hope they showed Animal planet again later on

~ Girl girl

Maggie & Mitch said...

That's what we always say, Stan! Trust us dogs - but sometimes the hoomans can be awfully stubborn! They'll learn one day!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

duo_disaster said...

I hope when they resumed Animal Planet, they picked up from where they stop!

Or did you missed the hunt?

And thou' SG is pretty safe from such natural disaster & we have never experience any before. We still think its so scary and it would be nice to send every pawllos of ours some safe vibes.

Paws up!
Rudolf & Goofy