Have a laugh with Stanislaw.What do you get when you crossbreed...
-Deerhound and a Terrier?
A Derriere. A dog that's loyal to the very end.
-Malamute and Pointer?
A moot point. A dog that... well, it doesn't matter anyway.
-Pointer and Setter?
A Pointsetter, appropriate for holiday gift-giving.
-Collie and Malamute?
A Commute. An ideal working breed.
-Bulldog and Shitzu?
...I'll have to get back to you on this one.
-How many cocker spaniels does it take to change a light bulb?
Why change it? We can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
This is your comedian Stanislaw, reminding you not to chase parked cars!