Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Raw Food Diet, Day 135- A Good Laugh

Have a laugh with Stanislaw.
What do you get when you crossbreed...

-Deerhound and a Terrier?
A Derriere.  A dog that's loyal to the very end.

-Malamute and Pointer?
A moot point.  A dog that... well, it doesn't matter anyway.

-Pointer and Setter?
A Pointsetter, appropriate for holiday gift-giving.

-Collie and Malamute?
A Commute.  An ideal working breed.

-Bulldog and Shitzu?
...I'll have to get back to you on this one.

-How many cocker spaniels does it take to change a light bulb?
Why change it?  We can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


This is your comedian Stanislaw, reminding you not to chase parked cars!


Beckett said...

What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever?

A lab coat retriever, the favorite dog of scientists!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all day!

Fenway said...

I am going to call you Rodney Dangerhound.

Very good schtick, Stan. It made me arf and arf.

Petra said...

Not only are you a great listener, but you're also a comedian, Stanislaw! Could you use a piano player for your act? I'm pretty good playing Chop Sticks.

Hey, thanks for the warning about staying away from bark parks. They are NOT my favorite place to visit, anyway. (I don't like being sniffed~~~)

Hope you're feeing better!

Charlie Daniels said...

That would be a DogZu wouldn't it? :-)



Niamh said...

You are a laugh riot Stanislaw! I am sure that you could win on Last Comic Standing!

Your friend,

Maggie & Mitch said...

haha You're a hoot, Stan! Good ones!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

Oh Stani,
You're a comedian too!!

The world needs more handsome cocker comedians!

Woof ya!
Paris Rain

duo_disaster said...

We love it! *ROFL...ROFL*
We'll test it on our Daddy tonight!

Our submission is up!
Do check it out!

Goofy and Rudolf.

Amber-Mae said...

I found a few,

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Dachshund + Yorkie = Dorkie, the perfect dog for geeks & nerds

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

They are sooo funny!!!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer