Have a laugh with Stanislaw.
What do you get when you crossbreed...-Deerhound and a Terrier?
A Derriere. A dog that's loyal to the very end.
-Malamute and Pointer?
A moot point. A dog that... well, it doesn't matter anyway.
-Pointer and Setter?
A Pointsetter, appropriate for holiday gift-giving.
-Collie and Malamute?
A Commute. An ideal working breed.
-Bulldog and Shitzu?
...I'll have to get back to you on this one.
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-How many cocker spaniels does it take to change a light bulb?
Why change it? We can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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This is your comedian Stanislaw, reminding you not to chase parked cars!
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What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever?
A lab coat retriever, the favorite dog of scientists!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all day!
I am going to call you Rodney Dangerhound.
Very good schtick, Stan. It made me arf and arf.
Not only are you a great listener, but you're also a comedian, Stanislaw! Could you use a piano player for your act? I'm pretty good playing Chop Sticks.
Hey, thanks for the warning about staying away from bark parks. They are NOT my favorite place to visit, anyway. (I don't like being sniffed~~~)
Hope you're feeing better!
That would be a DogZu wouldn't it? :-)
Cheers
Charlie
You are a laugh riot Stanislaw! I am sure that you could win on Last Comic Standing!
Your friend,
Niamh
haha You're a hoot, Stan! Good ones!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Oh Stani,
You're a comedian too!!
The world needs more handsome cocker comedians!
Woof ya!
Paris Rain
We love it! *ROFL...ROFL*
We'll test it on our Daddy tonight!
Our submission is up!
Do check it out!
Goofy and Rudolf.
I found a few,
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Dachshund + Yorkie = Dorkie, the perfect dog for geeks & nerds
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
They are sooo funny!!!
Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
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