Thursday, October 23, 2008

Raw Food Diet, Day 268- I've been missing!

Afternoons around here have been sending me into a dogatonic state, as mom CLICK CLICKS away on her glowy screen machine and I'm left to fend for myself.  Whazzup with that??

Sure, we have our morning jaunts about town which bring on an intense case of Sleepies once my belly is full and muscles are tired, but c'mon.  How much longer is a boy this cute...

...supposed to handle this lack of attention.  I simply am not used to it!

Well folks, I blame my absence on my humans' packed schedules.  I guess full time work, part-time school, wedding planning, doggy school and daily exercising of the canines - all between 2 people - leaves little time for blogging.  If my folks only had as much energy as I have!  Man.  People are lame-o. 

I've decided to make the afternoons a little more interesting, as mom tests Pupi's and my tummy reactions to poultry after a week+ of feasting bird-free.  Let me tell you... it was a BLAST!  And by "blast" I mean that I was baking air biscuits like it was going out of style!  (For the record, farts NEVER go out of style for us pups.)  I smoked mom out of the office on more than one occasion, and during one particular bark park outing I let one rip in the middle of a human huddle and boy did that get me attention!  Apparently, the louder they are the more popular you'll be.  Just a word to the wise about making yourself known.

Aside for the bum fireworks, Big Pupi's and my poobles weren't "ideal," and the symphony of tummy sounds made mom cut out the bird completely.  Now folks, I enjoy birds.  I hunt birds.  I have caught 2 birds in my day and it was a thrill.  I was not pleased when I learned of the sudden elimination of this fine creature from my diet... until I heard that extra goat and mutton was being added to my online raw meat feasting order!  Mom didn't seem happy because chicken doesn't cost a lot of cheese money to buy and goat is a tad more, but I guess the Biscuit Risk is too great... so goat it is!  Delish!

So anyway, tomorrow is my female human's birthday and I'm wondering if she gets vanilla ice cream in a bowl on the floor like Pupi and I do.  If that's the case, then I'm totally planning to steal a few licks!  I know she wanted to get in on my birthday feast, so she'll understand.  I'm an opportunistic feaster, and ice cream is my weakness.  I have no Have when there's ice cream!

To end my much delayed post, I wanted to say with much (HUGE!) excitement that my feather post has been nominated for Post of the Month over at the DWB Bone Zone.  I'm a little embarrassed that my humans put that little tale online as it was not what a bird dog does during his shining moments, but hey... it was true and it was terrifying.  Thanks to my therapist (stuffed tug raccoon) I think I have made a full recovery.  Anyway, if you're a fan of the post then vote for your fellow feaster!

That's it for now!  Gotta go scavenge some of my humans' dinner this evening.  Tasty!

Stanislaw

20 comments:

Niamh said...

Sorry that your tummy was exploding Stanislaw. When I do that I look around at my tummy like I can't believe it is part of my body. Too bad about the lack of birds in your life. But I've seen goats and they smell delicious.

Your friend,
Niamh

Amber-Mae said...

I couldn't agree with you more Stan! Hoomans are LAME-OH! Why are they always busy? They should really reschedule their time more towads us & that includes 20 hours each day. Right?

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Amber-Mae said...

I couldn't agree with you more Stan! Hoomans are LAME-OH! Why are they always busy? They should really reschedule their time more towads us & that includes 20 hours each day. Right?

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Sorry to hear your tummy didn't agree with the chicken, Stan, but hey...I think goat is definitely more tasty than chicken, so you sure did score on that one! *wink*

Congrats on being nominated on Post of the Month! I'm voting for you...*grins*

Scottie

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Happy birthday in advance to your female hooman. :) I hope you doggies get ice cream

~ Girl girl

Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy birthday to your hooman girlie! We hope you guys clean up on ice cream!
We're off to vote!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Hero said...

Sorry to hear that bird is completely off your feasting menu. At least you're still free to hunt them, right? I just saw a bunch of goats yesterday and thought that they'd be super tastey. Congrats on your post of the month nomination!

Biggie-Z said...

THat's too bad you have bum fireworks when you eat chicken. Cuz it sure is tasty. Funny, chicken is the stuff that keeps my tummy the calmest!

Hey, happy birdday to your human girl, maybe she will get some extra raw beef liver on her vanilla ice cream, or a salmon head. MMMM!!!

Coco said...

i want to vote for your feather story! my mommy laugh's so hard every time she reads it!

how do i vote fo ryour story?

Petra said...

Happy Birthday to your female human tomorrow, Stanislaw! And guess what?! I've been nominated for an award, too, but I'll be sure to vote for you.

I'm sorry you've been neglected because I know just how that feels. Those humans need to get their priorities straight.

A skunk for halloween?! I should have been that, because I pass a little gas that reminds Motch of a skunk! teehee!

Mack said...

I think you should just pack your bags and come stay with us, Stani. Mom and Paris would be like "awwwwwww, he's so cute" 24/7.

And you could have farting contests with Lilly.

We will go straight to the DWB site and place our vote!

PS: Happy birfday to your momma!!

Tadpole said...

OH MY DOG I CANNOT GET PAST THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE CAUGHT TWO BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are my HERO!!!!!!!!!!

Faya said...

I will have to try again and again but I realy hope one day I will catch a bird....
I never tasted goat before....I have to ask for some....
Kisses, Faya

Lorenza said...

Happy Birthday to your Human Girl!
Sure its not nice to have a growly tummy!
Congratulations on your Nomination!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

Happy Birthday to your human! I have found a good stain spices up the afternoon!!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Happy Birthday to your human. We just found your blog and have been doing some looking around. We are very interested in your raw food experiences. Surprisingly Beau Beau just went through a bout of gassy-belly-butt and we are now thinking it might be related to the amount of raw chicken we've had this past week. Very interesting.

Agatha and Archie said...

Happy Birthday to your human! Guess what Agatha is allergic to meat and chicken and Archie to fish!! Go figure! Your borthers tour was quite lovely!!!!!! love A+A

the 4 Bs said...

hi Stanislaw, wow, you really can't tolerate that chicken in your diet. that's pawsome about the farts though. cool.

our human is sooo busy too and it just bums us out. she does take time for us, but our blog is sadly neglected. we need to teach her more about priorities, but it's hard to teach an old human new tricks. hee hee

woofs.

Coco said...

I understand the school thing because my mommy works full time and goes to school full time just like your parents...but they are not going to start planning the wedding until September of next year after my mommy graduates.

Are you & Pupi going to be in the wedding? You two would look handsome in a tux!

Tail Wigglles & Puppy Kisses

Coco - The Princess

duo_disaster said...

We're just not used to this too.
We're really missing you badly...

Now who will be the "flower girl" (or) "bridesmaid" on that BIG day?

Missing you all!
+ your Mummy!!!

~ RG (and Mummy)