Last Saturday morning I was just hanging out in my apartment waiting to go to the Polish parade when I heard a weird knocking on my window. I went over to check out the scene and to my amazement I saw a human-like creature scaling my building. It was like Spiderman or something. I even have evidence in case you didn't believe me:I mean, I know birds can fly. And I know squirrels can fly. But humans?! This not only confused me, but also made me pretty scared. After cowering and hiding for a little while, I worked up the bravery to try to communicate with this amazing flying human. I have some footage of the conversation, which didn't go very well:
Another weird thing is once this super-human left, my windows were cleaner and I can now see pigeons out of them much more easily. If any dog out there happens to see this flying breed of human around their neighborhood, please let me know. I'm very interested in how they gained their ability to fly, which would be very helpful to me while bird hunting.