Thursday, May 1, 2008

Raw Meat Diet, Day 94- Deep Thoughts by Stanislaw #1

 Magical Portal Boxes
If someone could shed some light for me on exactly how elevators work, please drop me a comment because elevators completely blow my mind.  I do understand that I need to take the portal box in order to get outside to do my business, and then to get back inside to my apartment to feast.  

Here's what confuses me:  Yesterday I got in the elevator in the lobby of my building.  Along with my humans and my brother, a man I didn't know got into the portal box with us.  He happened to be carrying some food, pretty sure it was the new pastrami and cheese foot-long sub from Subway.  Of course, the feast interested me, but then the elevator stopped and the man got off.  I thought we were supposed to be home, but my dad pulled me back in the elevator, which closed then opened again and we exited.  And guess what... the guy with the delicious pastrami and cheese sub was gone!!  I just saw him get out of the elevator, so where could he have gone?  I looked around confused and then focused my attention to sniffing under other people's doors for cats and such.

Big Pupi says:
Yeah.  I totally don't get it either.  All I know for sure is that the elevator carpet is full of awesome smells of other dogs, and if I sit like a good boy I get a treat.  But as for the magical transporting part of it...  well, I'm a smart boy but I just can't quite get my mind around this one.
ESI Spaniels
(Elevator Scene Investigation)


COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Hey.. we eat raw, too. We love it.

About the elevator. WE have never been on one, but it sounds scary.

I am afraid that we cannot be much help to explain such a phenomenon.

Anonymous said...

elevators confuse us too!
We're so glad to read that you and your brother's health problems have been corrected with your great diet. And mom can't get over how cute you 2 guys are. We're getting nervous - could she be thinking of working out a trade? We'd better mind our p's and q's for a while just in case.
Abby & Rosie

Momo & Pinot said...

Hello Stainslaw and Big Pupi, Ace "I.P." Frehley! :)

Thank you for stopping by our blog. Your blog is very interesting with full of cute pictutes of you guys! We've heard about BARF diet but we never tried. We should ask our hoooomans to give it a try! Our vegitarian hoooomans buy just enough meat for us and always cook them.

We totally agree with you! We think we four are the cutest Spaniels in the world!! :) :)

Momo & Pinot

ps: We'd love to link your blog to ours. Hope it's ok with you.

Amber-Mae said...

Elevators confuses me too. The elevator is like a magic box. When it open the door, we're in a new place but then when it closes & opens again, it's a different place! My mommy says the elevator goes up & down. Really? I do feel a bit weird after the door closes. It's like my heart's flying up & sometimes I feel compressed. Weird, weird elevator...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer