Magical Portal Boxes
If someone could shed some light for me on exactly how elevators work, please drop me a comment because elevators completely blow my mind. I do understand that I need to take the portal box in order to get outside to do my business, and then to get back inside to my apartment to feast.
Here's what confuses me: Yesterday I got in the elevator in the lobby of my building. Along with my humans and my brother, a man I didn't know got into the portal box with us. He happened to be carrying some food, pretty sure it was the new pastrami and cheese foot-long sub from Subway. Of course, the feast interested me, but then the elevator stopped and the man got off. I thought we were supposed to be home, but my dad pulled me back in the elevator, which closed then opened again and we exited. And guess what... the guy with the delicious pastrami and cheese sub was gone!! I just saw him get out of the elevator, so where could he have gone? I looked around confused and then focused my attention to sniffing under other people's doors for cats and such.
Big Pupi says:
Yeah. I totally don't get it either. All I know for sure is that the elevator carpet is full of awesome smells of other dogs, and if I sit like a good boy I get a treat. But as for the magical transporting part of it... well, I'm a smart boy but I just can't quite get my mind around this one.