I got an invitation to attend a dog dance party at a local bar last weekend. Unfortunately, my humans decided that it would be best for me not to attend due to my excitement issues. What's wrong with getting a little revved-up once in a while? The loud music, all the people and dogs - those are some serious reasons to get excited. Plus I am a party animal. Whenever I hear "We Like to Party" by the Vengaboys, I start sprinting around and busting out some sweet dance moves like The Play-Bow. "Shipping Up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys also gets me particularly fired up. This song gives me the courage to steal my brother's toys (he always kicks my bum afterwards) and jump up on my kitchen table to wrestle my humans' dinner away from them (I get put in time-out afterwards). I'm just saying, I would have been the life of the Dog Dance Party.
11 hours ago