My brother and I have brought you all here to express our deep concern regarding a sudden change of our life patterns. We used to be taken on nice long runs with our humans, and those runs have suddenly decreased severely in number. I realize that my humans have been relying on the dog park more and more to make us run and get our exercise. You see, my people are training for something called "Race." I suppose that Race is a scary thing because they go out for very long runs that they say are too much for our little legs to handle. But I want to know why we are not preparing for Race because Big Pupi and I should also be in shape for this monster-thing in case it comes around. I have even overheard my people say that Race is indeed coming next Saturday, and now my brother and I are behind in our training! But on the upside, and for reasons that I just can not comprehend, my humans are only going for short runs this week which means that we will get to sprint our little hearts out for the mile to the dog park and the mile back.
6 hours ago