I'm thinking about trying out for a reality TV show in order to make some money to put towards the purchase of cheese. I've watched these wimps on these shows and I'm pretty confident that I would dominate. Take the so-called "gross food" eating episode every reality show has. There are guys choking down insects and organs, puking and gagging and taking an hour to do it. If someone put a plate of bugs in front of me, I would eat it in about 2 seconds and then eat everyone else's plates too. I'd get immunity every episode, which wouldn't matter anyway because - who would vote me out if I were up for elimination? Everybody loves me!
7 hours ago