Shout, cry, pout, lie... I know those things keep Santa Claus away (although my shouting didn't stop him from visiting me in April), but do they keep the Birthday Claus away? Is there a Birthday Claus? There should be, because I have begun to put together a list of birthday stuffies and treats that I would like to receive as an homage to myself. This is just a cursory list, as my big day isn't until July 26 (dad made up my birthday, and I share it with another famous Stanislaw). I've never had humans or friends before who were willing to dedicate a day just to me and tend to my feasting and gift-wanting. I will be an estimated 2 years old and the big day is a Saturday. That, my friends, is worthy of some animal-like partying.
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