I wasn't feeling that well today so I decided to take it easy and watch some Animal Planet on my couch. All of a sudden, my bum started making weird noises and it was kind of scaring me. I've been trying this new thing to let my humans know when I have a potty emergency. I jump up on the window and cry to be let outside. Luckily, today it worked and I was able to get out and relieve myself on the pavement. The reason I was sick was because I ate a Dentabone. Even though Dentabones are delicious, they aren't raw. Anything I eat that's not raw makes my tummy hurt now. That's okay though because my humans have these tasty dried raw lamb lung treats for snacking on between meals. Anyway, I'm glad I got that Dentabone out of my system. Now I feel better and can go back to causing trouble and harassing my humans.