I've started a new group of rogue outlaws called the Cheese Pirates. If any of you dogs out there are interested in joining my outfit, let me know. I've created a treasure map of wine and cheese parties in my neighborhood that I'm planning to loot and plunder with my brother, Captain MoreMeat. This is the most lucrative cheese trading triangle around, and I'm looking to get my face in some treasure cheese, the bonanza crop of the high seas. Booty will be divided equally amongst all Cheese Pirates. Call me BlackBeard, the most feared Swiss-buckler on the sea.
Cheese Pirates- Captain MoreMeat and BlackBeard