So. While my dad was feasting his eyes on Torts, my stinky mom was planning something horrible and terribly cruel. Turns out that after all these months and years of claiming that she's not into non-functional dog clothes for Pupi and me, she bought NON-FUNCTIONAL DOG CLOTHES! Sure, we have coats and fleeces but we're only forced to wear them when it's in the negatives here in Chicago. We wear our winter gear for oh... say... 7 months of the year. But this. No. Not THIS. Somebody help me.
We got an order from Petedge, which is usually full of awsomeness and squeaky fuzzy things. But this time when that darn box opened a new grooming bag appeared, along with a fresh bottle of shampoo and COSTUMES. Apparently with the cool weather comes something called Halloween, and while we've never dressed up before, mom saw these costumes for only $7 of cheese money-a-piece and just couldn't resist. I could resist. Pupi could resist. I wonder what these crazy humans are thinking. They laughed their silly fur-less heads off at us when we were dressed up. I'm so furious right now I could weeble.
Sure, I got a new raccoon tug toy and Pupi got a giggle hydrant stuffy, but that DOES NOT make up for the fact that we'll be paraded around like a pair of dorky dogs. At least Pupi looks a little like a thug in his costume. As for me... well, I'm preparing to get my furry bum kicked by the other mutts at at the bark park.
Keep those stuffies coming mom. You need to make up for this.